I had a good time at the first day of C2E2 here in Chicago. At some point tomorrow night, I will post a few random thoughts and questions about the event and the panels I attended. One of the fun things about C2E2 is all of the great costumes worn by the fans. I originally planned on dressing up as "Stabby Smurf", a deranged, blue, serial-killing machine, he who is the terror of Smurf village. Alas, I didn't put in the time at the gym to get 300 ripped.
My alternative costume is "black working class ghetto nerd" who is wearing his fancy pants purchased from the Burlington Coat Factory...they are irregular by the way. Bonus points if you get the joke.
I have been enjoying the Cliven Bundy spectacle. Mocking the black conservatives like Kira Davis, Larry Elder, and Allen West who are performing political fellatio on white racists--they have hungry mouths...or so I have heard--is always great fun. But, the professional Uncle Tom buck dancers are high profile self-hating negroes.
One should not forget that there is a whole underbelly of low level Toms and Handkerchief Heads who are playing in the minor leagues of the self-hating political blackface league with the hope of getting their shot at the big time.
They troll websites, listen to Rush Limbaugh, and hang out in spaces dominated by white conservatives where they are sure to get lots of attention and praise for their Uncle Ruckus routine.
One of them is
In the spirit of C2E2, we should give this black conservative human mascot for white racists a G.I. Joe inspired code name and bio in a style akin to those from the classic action figures.
[Flashback. One of my favorite series of posts here on WARN featured a G.I. Joe themed analysis of Obama's relationship to Reverend Wright and Jessie Jackson].
"Whitewash" seems to obvious. "Blackout" is a Transformers character. How about "Shuck and Buck"? "Sell Out"?
And what should "Charlie Delta's" stats card and bio say? What are his special skills?
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Renegade of Bunk - Tireless defender of neo-confederate white identity politics and white victimology. His superpower is the uncanny ability to twist centuries of white supremacist colonialism and enslavement of darker peoples into memes like "blacks are the real racists and whites are the victims" and "whites are powerless against terrifying accusations of racism based on historical fact." His alter ego: Jonathan Chait
Damn.
What were his formative experiences? What weapons is he an expert in?
The FIELD HAND-- The Field Hand can do the manual labor of twenty men. He's up before dawn , works tirelessly and effortlessly. Manual labor almost comes naturally to him, but you cannot let the Field Hand run idle, once he stops working it's almost impossible to get him moving again. He holds as much contempt as his white patriarch - if not more - for idle black folk.
The Field Hand has a weakness for booze. Once a Field Hand starts drinking he begins to lose his strength and if enough time passes he will never return to his full work ethic.
Catch phrases: Yassuh! Nawsuh!
Kamikaze Kevin - Human shield. The first one that will be shot when the rest of the whites get tired of this crew. His grand vision is of jumping in front of the bullet aimed at his ignorant employer/buddy. His Hope: "Maybe I'll be the first black to get a medal in the new confederacy. I'll be famous."
Meanwhile, the Clippers owner tells his mixed race girlfriend, it's okay to like blacks in private, not publicly.
http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/26/donald-sterling-clippers-owner-black-people-racist-audio-magic-johnson/
BTW, I think black ghetto nerd is a fine cos-character to play.
"Charlie Delta." I don't know whether to laugh or cry. That site appears to be a clearinghouse for Uncle Toms.
And, let me get this straight, as Bundy sees it: so I as a black man, because I didn't learn how to pick cotton, am therefore useless, other than as a slave to a moron like Bundy.
And all of my education, experience and ability to make a living as a tech professional, should only be done under the auspices, guidance and for the benefit of a white master who in exchange, will let me a have a garden and a few chickens for me and my family to kick it with. And that is my only alternative in this life, other than being a slave to government.
I feel sorry for, and ashamed of people like 'Delta."
Chilly Charlie has gotta feel pretty shaky around all those righties. Imagine being at a klan rally without getting to wear a sheet. I'm reminded of the hilarious scene in Blazing Saddles in which Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder cover up their identities under klan robes. Oh Brother Where Art Thou has a similar memorable scene.
Send him to hell on a bobsled.
Catcher Freeman (Boondocks) kills the conversation. Mind you, I see not one black conSERVE/republiKKKan having his athletic ability but he's a savior to them none the less.
The Field Hand is great and so true.
Those scenes were hilarious!
Good grief.
Catcher Freeman! That would have been perfect.
I was worried the Field Hand was a bit too much...
So, what you're saying is because he's black, and has a different point of view, he's an "Uncle Tom"? Congrats on being a racist.
exactly, the writer of this article is in fact, a fucking racist pig, who should be taken out back, strung up and shot, fucking worthless opinions, and even worse commentary. This website should fire this racist motherfucker. and I'm white, and you offended me with your uncle tom bullshit
So are all black Clippers players, coaches and employees Uncle Toms' for playing for Donald Sterling?
He is a actual US Marine. That's his qualifications. You sir and most of these comments are just a bunch of keyboard warriors who know nothing about beeing free or fighting for freedom. You would rather lick the hands that feed you (ie) the government and be sheep not men. But that's ok, we will continue fight
What kind of reeducation camps is Ameritopia going to have for this menace of people thinking for themselves and not responding to ad hominems like "Uncle Tom"?
Are people dependent on government who actually have the ability to get out and work not slaves? You can always get a job unless you are a idiot. If there's no work where you live move. Or keep being slaves to big brother. Brother.
So you'd be totally cool with working for a black man who expressed contempt for white people? Who thought white people would be better off on under slavery? I'm gonna guess no, unless you have no self respect.
I think it's hilarious that this man is presenting this photo as his proof that Bundy is NOT racist. TJ had several children with Sally Hemmings, she and they were still enslaved even after he kicked the bucket. The Clippers owner is sleeping with a black and Mexican chick. These women actually share/d these men's beds and were still considered less than human. So he thinks a single afternoon where he wasn't called "n!gger" (to his face) is incontestable truth? Oh okay... Go with that.
I love that Charlie Delta posted this blog on his page fishing for support from his conservative fan club... UNREAL this guy...
Y'all love dragging and hanging black people ... TYPICAL
Sheet cleaning and boot licking...
So what... Many KKK leaders served the American Army and military... Police have killed NUMBERS and imprisoned thousands of innocent black men... Does SERVICE = Sense or decency? HELL NO
You have to ask WHITE people that question as they are the MAJOR beneficiary of Government funding... READ...
Is that where it's coming from? I was wondering...
Lol wow this is pathetic. Charlie Delta happens to be a very close friend of line nd has been so for 4 years. A very intelligent man who absolutely does NOT stand by Cliven with his racists rants. C.D. Is black and proud. This picture is OLD AF before Bundy said all that dumb shit.
You are not offended; your guilty, complicit in the grand scheme of things. Make no threats against anyone here @WARN. You Internet Racists; It all makes since now. You hide behind the web the same way your fathers hid/hide under white hoods.
I would love to round house kick you in the jaw with my fists.
Don't come back here.
Bundy laments that black folk sitting on a porch of a government housing project "never learned to pick cotton" and there is nothing wrong with that?
Why would he say, "they never learned to pick cotton?" You do realize when people were slaves, "learning to pick cotton" was a lifetime, from childhood, and it isn't easy. And it wasn't "learning," it was coercion by threat of violence.
To suggest that black people were "better off as slaves" ... is just fucking absurd. His back pedaling is beyond white racial innocence.
Cliven Bundy: "I can say whatever I want about black people and even if it was horribly ignorant and offensive it's okay cause I'm a white dude who doesn't know any better. Latinos! Blacks! Come sing kumbaya with me!"
Self hating verbal judo.
There's no hope for you people with the government VICTIM mentality. Nobody owes you anything for what happened to your ancestors. Man up. have some pride.
Welfare = Slavery ... that's Bundys point. Keep voting for your liberal slave masters who appease you just to stay elected at the demise of the greatest nation on earth and watch your children and grandkids SUFFER.
Making the tiny exception the rule ("voter fraud!") is the problem, in so far as logic and sincerity goes, "brother.". But that's okay. You, Bundy, Delta and those of like "mind" are all entitled to your opinion. Free speech says so are we.
Slaves were not free to move anywhere. Slaves were not entitled to hire out their labor. Slaves did not have parental rights over their own children. Slaves were treated with rapacious violence in order to be broken in for the life and work under the American sun.
Clive Bundy and his apologists say "we are all slaves to this government."
You are free to move about any time of day or night. You may purchase whatever you like within your means, manage your own schedule. You are free to hire out your own labor. You can buy property, anywhere within your means.
You have parental rights over your children.
Even if you do go into debt in this country, you cannot be flogged or whipped, your body will not be brutalized in any way. STOP comparing today to life under slavery. It's grossly ignorant.
Blacks make up 13% of the population and take 38% of welfare. Latinos 16%. Whites also take 38% of the cut. Thirteen percent of the population getting close to half of all the welfare. When is the last time you saw a black man standing on a corner at 5am waiting to be picked up for a job like the Latinos? Once again as long as you have the I'm a victim mentality you will never be a contributor just a turned up hand.
Well your supposed friend is posing with Cliven Bundy and still supports him online. If you have some new info w. a link please share it.
What does his service have to do with anything? Does it grant him some pass for supporting white racism? Is that a skill taught at one of the USMC's schools?
Sounds like one of my favorite Snoop Dogg songs! I will leave up that comment as an object in how white racism is a mental illness. Now I am going to put on Snoop's first CD--a classic.
I love that name. I wish I could have entered in C2E2's great cosplay competition in that role. Next year I am dressing up as Clayton Bigsby black white supremacist.
HeeHee, Dave Chappelle is a mad genius. Don't forget the dark shades.
It wouldn't matter if it were this situation, or a matter that is cut and dry. Far too many times have African Americans, who have a conservative way of thinking, been called "Uncle Toms". Take Dr. Benjamin Carson, Allen West or Condoleezza Rice. All are greatly successful and conservative. They, and other African Americans like them, aren't praised, but hated by because they don't fit the mold. The agenda. I respect any one's way of thinking as long as they have the FACTS to back up their belief and understand what they are they are talking about. Not because of their color, religion, sex, and so on. Sadly, that's not how it is. It's articles like this that keep EVERYONE down. I'm certainly not saying racism isn't a problem. It absolutely is. But it now comes from all sides. Everyone is so concerned about being with a group and labeled. They forget about their own individuality and forget they don't have to fall in line with anyone. The fine art of disagreeing while respecting each other is dead.
There is this:
rac·ism [rey-siz-uhm] Show IPA
noun
1.
a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others.
2.
a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.
3.
hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.
Then there is this
big·ot noun \ˈbi-gət\
: a person who strongly and unfairly dislikes other people, ideas, etc. : a bigoted person; especially : a person who hates or refuses to accept the members of a particular group (such as a racial or religious group)
You may be looking for the latter. Though, it really depends on what your idea of "unfairly" is. It's totally subjective. For many of us, it is not unfair to dislike someone that would act as foil for the mistreatment of even the least of us, for whatever reason. It's not unreasonable, it's not a crime, and it has no real world consequence for that person. Now racism, on the other hand, has and continues to be a source of real world misery for blacks. So much so that there really is no comparison. But, you knew that...right?
I will let this talking point foolishness stand. I wonder do white conservatives and their black pets have anything new to say beyond a standard form letter where you follow a script where you insert X black conservative into prose, come up with ahistorical mess, than imply that said black conservatives are resented by the other blacks--implied of course that they are failures--and this is all about hating on "good negroes". Tedious.
I guess you missed (or cherry picked) the point about individualism.
I agree. You should leave it up. It has such a distinctive whine. "If only the black people would quit calling out racists, racism and their water carriers, we could all get along."
That shit isn't true, has never been true, and if one would but open their eyes they would realize that what these "conservatives" are doing is causing similar if not greater harm as the racists. Because they are separating themselves from the very real consequences of racism, then "individually" looking back and blaming the "whole" for the very policies that promote the misery of racism.
It is no coincidence that the very thing conservatives are arguing today was the very thing they were arguing during Reconstruction as they were making the laws that ensure that blacks would not have any advantages. They legally passed out guns and implemented curfews, because blacks were "lawless without the firm hand of the master." Since that was no longer an option build more jails and make more arrests for the chain gang, which happened to be work on the plantations they were just freed from. And what are they doing today? Making sure more of them have guns , locking up more minorities and making them work for corporations.
There are parallels to Jim Crow in every thing they are doing today. From voting requirements and access to de/underfunding wherever there is a proliferation of minorities and channeling that money into voucher and charter schools where they place their private selves as the middle man to skim off the top. And let's not even get on the topic of Africa and how they are systematically destroying it while, at the same time blaming it for not being able to "get it together."
I have little to no use for million dollar slaves.
True.
Not talking about it/ ignoring (as they say) benefits who? Them, not the recipients of racial violence.
They think "people are so sensitive nowadays." If all had to do was address or ignore insults, slurs, I'd be cool w/that but I run outta breath naming the fatalities of racial animus towards black folk during the Obama admin. alone.
Chuuuuuch!!! .... Tabernacle!!!
~Don Magic Juan
Sir , you are the racist one..... So you are saying a Afro-American cannot chose his party of choice because of the color of his skin!!!! you are racist.
"They, and other African Americans like them, aren't praised, but hated by because they don't fit the mold."
yeah, conservatives have been really respectful of black folk on the left. *rolling my eyes*
The players gotta know that their "owner" runs his team like a plantation, exploiting them but refusing to associate with them.
Anyone that calls someone an Uncle Tom should not only go get an education, they should come up with a new phrase. Uncle Tom played out in the 80s. So did racism. Retarded motherfuckers. Go kill yourselves and make the world a better place. Oh, Now IM racist for telling racist pieces of shit to off themselves. Believe me when I say the world will be a much better place without your idiotic asses spewing your Jesse Jackson poor me bullshit. Shut the fuck up and grow a pair, and worry about what matters. Skin color or your butt hurt feelings ain't it. Two wrongs don't make a right. Yall on here talking shit in Bundy should take a long look in the fuckin mirror. Because you're a reverse image.
You're an inbred retard. Shut the fuck up. Everyone has problems. But you don't see me on the internet acting like a fuckin bitch about it.. pussy.
You're a retard. Yup. I said it. Fuckin chickenshit halfwit. Shut your dumb ass up.
Dude... go suck a dick. I'd run you over just like I would a KKK member. You idiotic racist scum should hook up and hang out. Talk about your skin colors.Then we could drop a bomb on both of you and call it a day. The world would then be a better place. Moron.
I bet in real life face to face you're a pussy ass bitch. That's why you're here. Because in the real world your reverse racism ass would get beat the fuck up.
Where you live man. I'll come see you. I bet you're a bitch. Fuckin moron.
Anyone that calls someone an Uncle Tom should not only go get an education, they should come up with a new phrase. Uncle Tom played out in the 80s. So did racism. Retarded motherfuckers. Go kill yourselves and make the world a better place. Oh, Now IM racist for telling racist pieces of shit to off themselves. Believe me when I say the world will be a much better place without your idiotic asses spewing your Jesse Jackson poor me bullshit. Shut the fuck up and grow a pair, and worry about what matters. Skin color or your butt hurt feelings ain't it. Two wrongs don't make a right. Yall on here talking shit in Bundy should take a long look in the fuckin mirror. Because you're a reverse image.
Anyone that calls someone an Uncle Tom should not only go get an education, they should come up with a new phrase. Uncle Tom played out in the 80s. So did racism. Retarded motherfuckers. Go kill yourselves and make the world a better place. Oh, Now IM racist for telling racist pieces of shit to off themselves. Believe me when I say the world will be a much better place without your idiotic asses spewing your Jesse Jackson poor me bullshit. Shut the fuck up and grow a pair, and worry about what matters. Skin color or your butt hurt feelings ain't it. Two wrongs don't make a right. Yall on here talking shit in Bundy should take a long look in the fuckin mirror. Because you're a reverse image..... P.S. I got all Damn day to post n repost. So delete away. You mad? Lmao. Maybe if I keep you fuckin busy all day deleting my comments, I'll save everyone the brain seizure of reading another one of your retarded ass articles.
If you were still a slave it would have prevented you from being on here spewing hatred. So I guess that'd be ok. Idiot.
4. YOU
What are you an expert in. I'd say being a stupid dumbass.
And the rest of the world and society have no use for you and your stupid ass ideals. That's why you're here. It's a gathering of crybaby bitches. Cry hard. Idiot.
actually you're doing that right now you piece of shit
I love the white minstrel routine.
Do you perform on stage or is it just an internet thing right now?
Clever.
"Not talking about it/ ignoring (as they say) benefits who? Them, not the recipients of racial violence."
Exactly. Another tactic is to define it as anything other than what it is, if it can't be ignored. Their favorite is "it's true and we have the numbers to prove it, so therefore not racist but calling out the truth"
Yet, every now and then a story comes out about how certain party prevents information collection on a whole host of thing that might look unfavorably upon themselves. Gun violence data collection, they did it for tobacco deaths, they just recently did it for a study of how white supremacists were recruiting former military. There are certainly no widely publicized and comprehensive lists of those collecting so called, subsidies farm or otherwise. And we were just treated to a demonstration of how they can intimidate and back off authority. Imagine a data collector in their rural havens.
Give a .45 fellatio. Don't stop till it comes... Where you @? I'll save you a trip.
LoL @ political fallatio. That's an accurate description.
I have nothing to add; just sitting back enjoying the (sad) show. We finally got out of the exurb neighborhood we made the mistake of moving to twenty-two years ago. I finally got fed up with the vandalism, the nails in my tires, the "neighbors'" dogshit in my yard, the flashlight in my front window, the staring at my kids, the harassment, the trash thrown in front of my house, the hangup calls. OK, I get it, you don't want us in your cul-de-sac. We finally got out of there; moved to a small city, finally sold our house, and the quality of our life has improved.
Isn't it amazing how degenerate white racists love black conservatives and then how the former falls into every trap so easily set out for them to demonstrate their core principles?
Evil core principles. I remember a few years ago a black family moved into the house across the street. Every day and night I'd hear car horns honking as certain whites drove past their house. One day I was out mowing my lawn, and the town firetruck drove by. They honked at the house!
I'm not sure when I finally made the decision to get out of there. I think it was the nails in the tires. Always the right rear tire. I suspect the fat white guy across the street was propping them up against my parked car at night. That had to be the last straw. I reached the point where I couldn't sleep at night. I can't tell you how good it feels to be out of there.
They are sensitive souls that only want what is good for America. Be nice to them. Hug them. Embrace black conservatives. Why so mean? Ha ha.
I'm the daughter who posted that picture. Why is it bad to have friends of all colors? Who's really racist? I was taught to be kind to every one no matter what and I've had friends of many different religions and colors and cultures. You're the one with the problem.
Assuming you are her, I think you have a reading comprehension issue. At no point did anyone say or suggest that people shouldn't have friends, lovers, partners, etc. etc. across the colorline.
The Right-wing echo chamber sophistry and cultivated ignorance about the nature of empirical reality is one hell of a drug.
Just curious. Are you proud of your father? Are you embarrassed by his antics? Are you ashamed of his ignorance?
Ya'll need some history lessons, stat. The historical amnesia inspired by neo-Confederate apologism is perhaps the biggest threat to this country.
"They didn't get no more freedom (after slavery). They got less freedom." Cliven Bundy
No, they definitely got more freedom.
The next time some white person, conservative or liberal, decides to open their ignorant mouth about "the Nigrah's problems" (your father's pronunciation) I hope they realize they have no clue what they're talking about and shut it before some ignorant racist crap comes out.
I should add, if he thinks he is "just like Rosa Parks" he should realize that Rosa Parks was arrested. She didn't have some armed militia group or whatever do a standoff. She refused to get up for a white person and was ARRESTED. Non-violent, unarmed civil protest.
So glad racism is dead... This is what's so maddeningly difficult to communicate to my NPR listening white, liberal-ish friends. They (we) can live where we want to and not have to deal with all this bullshit; and make no mistake, it affects a person physically as well as mentally. It's PTSD without every fully getting to the "Post".
I found this on April 29th regarding an interview on the 28th. Allen Keyes is the big winner. A week later, he is still defending Bundy. http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/keyes-says-bundy-not-racist-because-blacks-are-worse-now-during-slavery
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/keyes-says-bundy-not-racist-because-blacks-are-worse-now-during-slavery
Alan Keyes appears to answer your question
I miss the he'll out of Dave Chappelle !!! What a brilliant comic.
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